I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize
