You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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