On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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