that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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