so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
