And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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