i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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