Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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