I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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