I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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