That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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