No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
PANTIES FOUND
Randomize
