Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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