I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
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