So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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