Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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