I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Randomize