I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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