So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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