She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Enjoy the penises
My Sexting was not on an AP level
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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