new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
This baby is an asshole
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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