i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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