New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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