your room smells of hookers.
And success
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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