Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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