I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
