I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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