Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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