I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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