I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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