Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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