Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
