come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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