If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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