Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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