idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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