i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
two words...techno handjob
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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