I only kidnapped one of them. chill
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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