i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Come share oat with me in your robe
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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