Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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