I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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