If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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