Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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