I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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