i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
nutella sex= disaster
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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