For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Randomize
