I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
My butt remains clenched, sir.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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