then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Rumble strips road head = magical
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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