Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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