I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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