Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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