Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
how drunk are you?
Several
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Randomize
