just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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