watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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