doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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