Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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