We should be called the Road Head Warriors
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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