No, drunk sperm still make babies.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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